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Friday, 8 August 2014

The lost lines

English: Bude castle
English: Bude castle (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
English: Taken myself shows bude haven from th...
English: shows Bude Haven from the top gates of the sea lock. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Yesterday I went to Bude. I had wanted to go for some time. It was a sunny, warm day and leaving the A30 there was a huge loaded truck in front of us on the narrow road northwards through Devon and onwards towards the Cornish coast. What a speed he went, the truck driver! The only time any of us in vehicles behind him were held back was on a very long hill. Eventually he chose a different route while I ploughed on to my destination with other holiday visitors to the seaside.

The town was quietly busy at 12 noon. I got into a beach car park and fortunately found a way out. A parking place in a street near a bank seemed a good idea. A short walk and a coffee, then it was time for an early lunch at the Falcon Hotel.

There was no sign of the missing lines.

Can anyone help me find them? The finishing lines of the limerick:

"There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went to the flicks in the nude ...."?

Monday, 9 June 2014

A hot day in Paris, Sunday 8 June, 2014

English: Jem Mace Русский: Джеймс Мэйс, извест...
English: Jem Mace Русский: Джеймс Мэйс, известный обычно как Джем Мэйс или «Джипси» Мэйс (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Rafa Nadal won his 9th French Open title in 4 sets in a match which drained the stamina of both men. His opponent, Djokovic, was the other man. Running to make returns was sometimes avoided when the energy loss in making a difficult return was not worth it. Both players did this.

In the 4th set Djokovic must have wanted both to win the French Open and not want to play a 5th set to do so. Maybe this was a clinching psychological dilemma which led to him losing the match in the 4th set.

Neither of them ate any bananas which might have helped with their energy.

The contest reminded me of reading about the stamina-sapping bareknuckle fights of old.* They went on until one of the pair could not get up from the ground to confront his opponent.

The two tennis finalists were at least able to make speeches, receive cheques and walk off the court unaided.


*Jem Mace, from Norfolk, in the 19th century fought in the USA and Australia after becoming famous in his own country at this illegal sport. 

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Friday, 6 June 2014

Five years without one.

Bananen.
Bananen. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I was a child during the 2nd World War* and lived in the north-east of England far from the warfare. The shortage of food in the UK was an effect felt by all, and the rationing of it by an allotment of coupons to families was a great administrative feat. But, of course, the only food available was produced within our shores.

Bananas, of course, do not grow in the latitudes occupied by the British Isles so for 5 years we didn't even see any. I can remember the day that bananas arrived back in our village. My pal, John Atkinson, was the son of parents who kept one of the two general stores in the village. I went to call on John at the back door of the house and shop. He came out to join me in the back yard with this unfamiliar fruit and announced that it was his 12th that morning. I used to believe everything told to me in those days but I made an exception in this case. Anyway my disbelief probably helped me to savour my first banana for 5 years when John went back into the house and came out again with one of the yellow-skinned monsters for me. And another for himself.



Green tea (matcha) ice-cream with red bean.
Green tea (matcha) ice-cream with red bean. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Ice cream also went missing for 5 years but for a different reason. Its ingredients were needed for more vital foodstuffs than ice cream cones. The ice cream van did keep the memory alive by coming to the village on Sundays with the well-remembered chimes that carried indoors to alert everyone. But a cone full of red jelly was not nearly good enough to replace the real thing that we kids remembered and yearned for.

I do not recall my first taste of ice cream when it was available again. The bananas I do!

*Memories of the war years were stirred by the current D-Day 70 years Remembrance ceremonies in  Normandy.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

My friend the Johnson's Blue



English: Geranium 'Johnson's Blue' Deutsch: Ge...
English: Geranium 'Johnson's Blue' Deutsch: Geranium (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
In the huge expanse of plants for sale, outdoors at the rear of Trago Mills I found them. Last seen in my garden in London and first discovered in the RHS garden south of London at Wisley, the Johnson's Blue Geranium (Cranesbill) is my favourite plant that flowers. When I first saw it many years ago I was surprised because I had thought that blue flowers on a geranium were unlikely. Not at all like the red geraniums in window boxes in Spain.


(But I still have not found the Lost Bananas)


Friday, 2 May 2014

How are you today?

English: Royal National Institute of Blind Peo...
English: Royal National Institute of Blind People , 105 Judd Street, London WC1H 9NE . Corner with Hastings Street. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The young woman was facing us, my wife and I, as we entered Tesco. She asked my wife:
How are you today?
Doing anything interesting?
What's your name?

We were both a bit stunned for a second by the demand for so much information from a complete stranger. We accepted her handout about the RNIB.

"I've lost my bananas," I said.

The girl's face dealt with this information and I'm sure she was just about to offer to help me find them. We hurried out of earshot.