Backgammon (1 kg = 2 lbs approx)

Earlier this year I was shocked to notice that I was about 2 kilos lighter on the bathroom scales.

I checked my weight in stones and pounds. On the dial it looked to be about 4 pounds worth I'd lost.
So ....
my loss was real!

I suppose I don't eat quite so much these days, I thought.
 ('Yes you do!' I was thinking)

A week or so later my wife said to me, "You've lost your buttocks, you know."

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So, have a look at the oldies now and then. See if you notice.

 The end